Smilies, Smilies, Smilies

Webster Definition for "smile"

 :-)   Your basic smiley  This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix

 ;-)   Winky smiley  User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley

 :-(   Frowning smiley  User did not like that last statement or is upset
       or depressed about something

 :-I   Indifferent smiley  Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
       good as a happy smiley

 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark  Worse than a :-)

 >:->  User just made a really devilish remark

 >;->  Winky and devil combined  A very lewd remark was just made

 :-o    Wow!                       :-c     Real unhappy

 :-|    Grim                       :-C     Just totally unbelieving

 := |   Baboon                     :-B     Drooling

 :-v    Speaking                   :-,     Smirk

 :-V    Shout                      :-||    Anger

 :-w    Speak with forked tongue   :-)     Smiling

 :-r    Sticking tongue out        :-(     Frowning

 :-*    Oops!                      '-)     Wink

 :-T    Keeping a straight face    ;-)     Sardonic Incredulity

 :-D    Said with a smile        

 :-x    Kiss kiss                  :-"     Pursing lips

 :-[    Pouting                    :-#     My lips are sealed

 :-X    A big wet kiss!            :-P     Tongue hanging out in anticipation

 :-Y    A quiet aside              8-|     Eyes wide with surprise

 >-<    Absolutely livid!!         &-|     Tearful

 |-{    "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

 :-}    "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

 8-]    "wow, maaan"

 8-O    "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)

 :-,    "Hmmmm "

 |~(    "Someone just busted my nose"

 :^D    "Great! I like it!"

 B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"

 (-:   User is left handed

 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

 :*)   User is drunk

 [:]   User is a robot

 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

 B:-)  Sunglasses on head

 ::-)  User wears normal glasses

 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

 8:-)  User is a little girl

 :-)-8 User is a Big girl

 :-{)  User has a mustache

 :-{}  User wears lipstick

 {:-)  User wears a toupee

 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft

 :-[   User is a Vampire

 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire

 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

 :-7   User just made a wry statement

 :-*   User just ate something sour

 ;-(   User is crying

 ;-)   User is so happy, s/he is crying

 :-@   User is screaming

 :-#   User wears braces

 :^)   User has a broken nose

 :<)   User is from an Ivy League School

 :-&   User is tongue tied

 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

 ,:-)  Same thing other side

 |-I   User is asleep

 |-O   User is yawning/snoring

 :-Q   User is a smoker

 :-?   User smokes a pipe

 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

 :-P   Nyahhhh!

 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement

 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)

 :-X   User's lips are sealed

 :-C   User is really bummed

 :-/   User is skeptical

 C=:-) User is a chef

 @=    User is pro-nuclear war

 *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

 :-o   Uh oh!

 (8-o  It's Mr Bill!

 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

 3:]   Pet smiley

 3:[   Mean Pet smiley

 d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

 :-9   User is licking his/her lips

 %-6   User is braindead

 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman

 (:I   User is an egghead

 <:-I  User is a dunce

 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

 @:-)  User is wearing a turban

 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

 :-:   Mutant Smiley

       The invisible smiley

  -)   User only has one eye

 ,-)   Ditto   but he's winking

 X-(   User just died

 C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley    A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
       updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

 :] - Gleep   a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

 :) - Happy
 
 :> - hmm, let me think
 
 :D - Laughter

 :I - Hmmm, not funny!

 :( - Sad

 :[ - Real Downer

 :< - what pretences!

 :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!

 :O - Yelling

 ;( - Crying

 [] - Hugs and

 :* - Kisses

 :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

 :-1   smiley bland face

 :-!           "

 :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

 :-6   smiley after eating something sour

 8-)   smiley swimmer

 :-*   smiley after eating something bitter

 :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied

 :-0   smiley orator

 (:-(  unsmiley frowning

 =:-)  smiley punk-rocker

 =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

 +-:-) smiley priest

 :-o   smiley singing national anthem

 :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

 :-[   un-smiley blockhead

 :-]   smiley blockhead

 :-{   smiley variation on a theme

 :-}   ditto

 {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle

 }:-)  above in an updraft

 g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses

 :-\   undecided smiley

 :-/   lefty undecided smiley

 :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley

 ;-)   winking smiley

 :-<   real sad smiley

 :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley

 :-c   bummed out smiley

 :-v   talking head smiley

 :-?   smilely smoking a pipe

 0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

 :<    midget unsmiley

 :>    midget smiley

 :-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net flame

 |-)     hee hee

 |-D     ho ho

 :->     hey hey

 :-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net suicide

 :-I     hmm

 :-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net startrek

 :-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net pets

 |-P     yuk

 Male    :-                        >-    Female  

 Infinity        8

 %\v     Picasso

 :)      smiley

 >:)     a little devil

 %-|     been working all night

 ::-)    wears glasses

 }:-(    bull headed

 :-{)    has a mustache

 :-#     braces

 :-&     tounge-tied

 :-D     big smile

 C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin

 =|:-)=  Abe Lincoln

 :-W     speak with forked tongue

 :-@     "I swear"

 :-X     my lips are sealed

 :-C     really bummed out

 C=:-)   chef

 *<:-)   Santa Claus

 :-O     Mr  Bill

 *:o)    Bozo

 :*)     Ed McMahon

 [:-)    wearing a walkman

 :-))    double chin

 :-7     smokes a pipe

 C:#     football player

 :-)8    man with bowtie

 :-()    I stubbed my toe

 :-( )   You stepped on my toe

 :-(  )  You backed your car over my toe

 @ :->   An Angel!

 @+;-)   An Angel who knows everything! 

 =:-i    Punk Rocker with pierced lip

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 : *>    a cat    <* :
 

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