Track listing:

1. Dumpweed 2:53
2. Don't Leave Me 2:38
3. Aliens Exist 3:43
4. Family Reunion 0:51
5. Going Away To College 3:40
6. What's My Age Again? 3:18
7. Rich Lips 3:35
8. Blow Job 0:40
9. Untitled 3:07
10. Voyeur 3:28
11. Pathetic 2:51
12. Adam's Song 4:35
13. Peggy Sue 3:47
14. Wendy Clear 4:09
15. Carousel 3:38
16. All The Small Things 3:35
17. Mutt 3:39
18. The Country Song 1:00
19. Dammit 3:05
20. Man Overboard 2:46
21. Start My Own Nudist Colony 0:22
22. Fuck Everybody Else 0:38
23. Say Some Dirty Words 0:34
24. I Like Your Hair 0:09
25. For The Ladies.. 0:21
26. Golf Tournament 0:35
27. A Note From Your Mom 0:16
28. What I Learned in Fifth Grade 0:07
29. Fuck You Tom 0:18
30. Smells Like Blood and Feces 0:18
31. Safe Sex 0:25
32. The Most Special Kind of Love 0:27
33. My Boner Just Died 0:11
34. Someone Lost A Contact Lens 0:25
35. I Gotta Go Pee-Pee 0:33
36. Hurt Kid 0:17
37. I Wish I Took Bass Lessons 0:19
38. I Know A Guy 0:42
39. Excuse Me, Security Guard 0:22
40. Mark's Middle Name 0:10
41. I Still Have To Go Pee 0:10
42. You Shave Your Ass! 0:35
43. We Need a New Guitarist 0:17
44. If I Were A Girl 0:05
45. Santa Will Rape Your Dogs 0:14
46. I'm Ashamed to Be Myself 0:22
47. Fuck Wiping! 0:18
48. 7-Up 0:06
49. Last Words From Satan 0:55