Track listing:

200 Motels

1. Semi-fraudulent/Direct-from-Hollywood overture 1:59
2. Mystery Roach 2:32
3. Dance of the rock & roll interviewers 0:48
4. This town is a sealed tuna sandwich [Prologue] 0:55
5. Tuna fish promenade 2:29
6. Dance of the just plain folks 4:40
7. This town is a sealed tuna sandwich [Reprise] 0:58
8. The sealed tuna bolero 1:40
9. Lonesome cowboy burt 3:56
10. Touring can make you crazy 2:52
11. Would you like a snack? 1:23
12. Redneck eats 3:02
13. Centerville 2:31
14. She painted up her face 1:41
15. Janet's big dance number 1:18
16. Half a dozen provocative squats 1:57
17. Mysterioso 0:48
18. Shove it right in 2:32
19. Lucy's seduction of a bored violinist & postlude 4:01

200 Motels

1. I'm Stealing the Towels 2:14
2. Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:11
3. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You? 2:59
4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11
5. Penis Dimension 4:37
6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:32
7. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:08
8. Magic Fingers 3:53
9. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:28
10. Dew On The Newts We Got 1:09
11. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41
12. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10
13. The Girl's Dream 0:54
14. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:00
15. Strictly Genteel (the finale) 11:10
16. Promo Cut 1: Coming Soon!... 0:55
17. Promo Cut 2: The Wide Screen Erupts... 0:57
18. Promo Cut 3: Coming Soon!... 0:31
19. Promo Cut 4: Frank Zappa's 200 Motels... 0:13
20. Magic Fingers (single edit) 2:58